Not Just Gifts – Weapons of Mass Sarcasm

Personalized. Ruthless. Anonymous. Perfectly Petty.

  • The Payback Box

    Revenge that lands like a mic drop.

  • The Savage Kit

    Send a message they’ll never forget... or forgive

  • Mystery Roast Package

    Brutal, unexpected, unforgettable.

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Choose Your Burn – "Pick a handcrafted burn designed to hit hard." Add a Personal Twist – "Make it sting. Add your own insult or note." Send It Anonymously – "Let them wonder who delivered the perfect roast."

They Asked for It... And They Got It.

  • Chris M

    It’s savage and brilliant at the same time. Highly recommend!

  • Taylor R

    This was the funniest, pettiest thing I’ve ever seen. WHO SENT THIS?!

  • Jamie L

    Absolutely iconic. My ex won’t stop texting me about it!

  • Alex T

    The box’s sarcasm was as sharp as the note inside. 10/10 petty perfection

  • Morgan P

    Laughed until I cried—twice. Worth every penny.

  • Jamie E

    Perfect for sending a message when words just don’t cut it.

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