📦 Ordering & Shipping
How long does shipping take?
Fast enough to send revenge, slow enough to build suspense. Standard shipping takes 5-7 business days, or choose express if you’re really impatient for payback.
Can I send it anonymously?
Of course. We’re not snitches. Just check “Send Anonymously” at checkout, and your target will be left guessing.
Do you ship internationally?
Yep. Bad decisions know no borders. Just be ready to pay extra for international shipping—we don’t control customs, sadly.
💀 Customization & Product Details
Can I customize my box?
Absolutely. You can add a custom insult or a personal note. Just keep it savage—but legal. No death threats, folks.
Is it safe to open?
100%. No pranks that’ll get you arrested. Just emotional damage wrapped in sarcasm.
🤑 Payments & Returns
What payment methods do you accept?
We take all major credit cards, PayPal, and maybe a first-born child if you're really desperate. (Kidding... mostly.)
Can I return a box?
Nope. We burn bridges, not refunds. All sales are final—just like that last relationship.
👀 Privacy & Anonymity
Will the recipient know I sent it?
Not unless you tell them. We value anonymity—your secret’s safe with us (unless legally required otherwise).
Will you share my info?
Never. Your identity stays hidden—unless you write something so good we have to frame it on our wall.
