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Deluxe Burn Box – For the Ones Who Truly Deserve It

The ultimate way to say “Go F*** Yourself” with style. The ultimate way to say “Go F*** Yourself” with style. The ultimate way to say “Go F*** Yourself” with style.

What's inside:

  • "Burn It All" Candle – For emotional fires.
  • "Light It Up" Matchbox – Sparks included.
  • Stress Ball – Squeeze your feelings.
  • Mini Vaseline – For when it hurts.
  • "Burn List" Notepad – Make your petty list.
$79.99 CAD
$79.99 CAD
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See How Others Burned the Bridge

  • Samantha R, 32

    Bought this for my ex after the breakup of the century. The custom insult card hit perfectly.

  • Jessica H, 26

    Perfect for the friend who deserves a reality check. She loved the 'Burn List' notebook—ironically, I was probably on it.

  • Aidan L, 24

    Sent this to my toxic roommate. She didn’t laugh, but everyone else did. 10/10 would recommend.

  • Rachel W, 35

    Honestly, I was worried this would be too petty. It wasn’t. The box was exactly what my ex deserved.

  • Jake F, 31

    I’ve bought two of these so far, one for an ex and one for a coworker, They all hit perfectly.

  • Chris M, 25

    Sent this to my ex-best friend anonymously. She’s still trying to figure out who sent it. Worth every penny.

  • Emily S, 29

    I got this for my best friend as a joke. She laughed so hard she almost cried. The candle smells amazing too!

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