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The Office Burn Kit – Handle With Spite Edition

The ultimate way to say “Go F*** Yourself” with style. The ultimate way to say “Go F*** Yourself” with style. The ultimate way to say “Go F*** Yourself” with style.

What's inside:

"The Office Burn Tumbler" 

"Handle With Spite" Stress Ball

"Burn Bridges" Candle 

Sarcastic Mouse Pad 

Sarcastic 5 Stickers Pack 

$89.00 CAD
$89.00 CAD
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Sarcastic Stickers – 10 Pack to Keep It Petty

Sarcastic Stickers – 10 Pack to Keep It Petty

+$20

Burn More Candle Trio – Light It Up, Burn It Down

Burn More Candle Trio – Light It Up, Burn It Down

+$30

Tired of endless meetings, annoying coworkers, and office drama?

The Office Burn Kit is your go-to solution for bringing sarcasm and petty humor into the workplace.

This compact yet powerful kit includes everything you need to vent, relax, and reclaim your sanity—whether it’s sipping coffee from your sarcastic tumbler or squeezing away the stupidity with your stress ball.

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What People Are Saying About the Office Burn Kit

  • Jessica P, 30

    The tumbler alone is worth it. 'Not My Circus, Not My Monkeys' is my new daily mantra!

  • Sarah M, 25

    I got this as a Secret Santa gift, and it was the best thing at the party. Everyone wanted it!

  • Emily L, 27

    The stress ball is hilarious, and the mouse pad is a must-have for every meeting. My coworker loved it!

  • Jake R, 33

    The stickers are perfect. I slapped 'Mute Yourself' on my laptop, and it’s been a hit in Zoom meetings.

  • Mike T, 35

    The candle smells amazing, and the mouse pad is the perfect sarcastic touch for my desk.

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